Scientists and music professors at Cambridge University came together to find the saddest song ever made. They went through thousands and thousands of music sheets, some even dating back to the 16th century. They went through composers like Mozart, Beethoven, Franz Schubert and Johann Sebastian Bach. They tested the songs on hundreds of different people, observing The Limbic system, which is the part of the brain which controls emotion, like sadness, happiness and anger. After 7 years of research and observation, they finally found a song which made 94.7% of listeners cry or feel an overwhelming of sadness come across them. This is the song they found.
Now that is scary indeed.
I have control issues that might not ever change, I don’t know if i want it to change. Time is money so don’t waste mine. If you can help me I will help you. I know everyone wants something, nothing comes for free, I’m willing to accept that. I love to be loud, if I’m quiet around you, i’ve killed you four time over in my head. I do not like couples, new couples to be more exact. The music I listen too correlates to my mood. Sometimes I don’t want to talk to anyone for about a month. Driving calms me down sometimes I’ll drive so long I’ll be on the other side of the state. I also have road rage (it’s never my fault). I like most people, people who say they like everyone their liars, nobody likes everyone. Weed is not a drug. If something goes wrong blame it on the government. Life is not hard, you’re just a lazy asshole. Don’t expect me to feel bad if you make the same mistake over and over again. Love you’re family it’s the only one you have. Make good friends they’ll be with you forever. don’t be afraid to make mistakes, no one has gotten it on the first try. Make your first time special with someone who makes you happy, it’s not a bad thing to be a virgin. However it is a bad thing to be a whore. Wear what you want. Go to a rave. Eat what you want. Lastly do not let any ever tell you, you can’t do it, you can do any thing.
The sight of you makes my skin crawl, when you speak you make me want to go deaf. We used to be friends but now, I want you to go far away. You’ve had your chance and you blew it now, I’m done if I never see your face again, well I don’t mind. Does that sound mean, well I hate you. You have no one to blame but yourself. Now what I want to say is go fuck yourself and never have a child. The woman who bares your child doesn’t deserve that kind of punishment. You’re just a scrub, in every aspect of the word. You don’t have a car, job, hell a high school diploma if we really want to get into it. Ha you think I’m gonna just let you back in, well no never again. And once again I say go die.
I know it was a damn long scroll, but you are not going to tell me you didn’t enjoy every inch of it.
[And of course some ridiculous editor marks these up as “sandwiches for men”. Move your penis so I can grab a sandwich, Buster!]
I want it all
Ahhhhh, well… Fuck…. Aliens…
I want to go there
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